Top ten signs you've been playing too much Angband...

10. You never drink anything that is unidentified, worrying
    it may be a potion of Death
9.  In a traffic jam, you say 'pic'
8.  You see the phrase BDSM in a post and wonder if it
    is black, blue, or bronze.
7.  Everybody you meet looks like a 't' or a 'p'.
6.  If someone ticks you off, you say 'mcg'
5.  You start rating the CHR of good looking women.
4.  You name your two kids 'Ang' and 'Band'
3.  Every few feet you have a compulsion to say 'mab' 'maf' and 'mag'.
2.  You can not walk past the jelly aisle in the supermarket without
    freaking out
1.  You beat up every helpless old man you see, hoping he drops PSDM


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enjoyment of the human race.  Apologies to anyone who performed or assisted
in the creation of this document; I would have credited you if I knew who
you were.           -- Alastair Irvine, <alastair@ucc.gu.uwa.edu.au>