THE 12 DAYS OF AOL

 On the first day of AOL those buttheads gave to me,
     a jerk cursing in a chat room.

 On the second day of AOL those buttheads gave to me,
   2 pieces of junk mail,
     and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

 On the third day of AOL those buttheads gave to me,
   3 error messages,
   2 pieces of junk mail,
     and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

 On the fourth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me,
   4 idiots at tech help,
   3 error messages,
   2 pieces of junk mail,
     and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

 On the fifth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me,
   5 web crashes,
   4 idiots at tech help,
   3 error messages,
   2 pieces of junk mail,
     and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

 On the sixth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me,
   6 disconnections,
   5 web crashes,
   4 idiots at tech help,
   3 error messages,
   2 pieces of junk mail,
     and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

 On the seventh day of AOL those buttheads gave to me,
   7 frozen IMs,
   6 disconnections,
   5 web crashes,
   4 idiots at tech help,
   3 error messages, 2 pieces of junk mail,
     and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

 On the eight day of AOL those buttheads gave to me,
   8 hours of busy signals,
   7 frozen IMs,
   6 disconnections,
   5 web crashes,
   4 idiots at tech help,
   3 error messages,
   2 pieces of junk mail,
     and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

 On the ninth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me,
   9 frozen chat rooms,
   8 hours of busy signals,
   7 frozen IMs,
   6 disconnections,
   5 web crashes,
   4 idiots at tech help,
   3 error messages,
   2 pieces of junk mail,
     and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

 On the tenth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me,
  10 hours without mail,
   9 frozen chat rooms,
   8 hours of busy signals,
   7 frozen IMs,
   6 disconnections,
   5 web crashes,
   4 idiots at tech help,
   3 error messages,
   2 pieces of junk mail,
     and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

 On the eleventh day of AOL those buttheads gave to me,
  11 channels not working,
  10 hours without mail,
   9 frozen chat rooms,
   8 hours of busy signals,
   7 frozen IMs,
   6 disconnections,
   5 web crashes,
   4 idiots at tech help,
   3 error messages,
   2 pieces of junk mail,
     and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

 On the twelfth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me,
  12 reasons to cancel,
  11 channels not working,
  10 hours without mail,
   9 frozen chat rooms,
   8 hours of busy signals,
   7 frozen IMs,
   6 disconnections,
   5 web crashes,
   4 idiots at tech help,
   3 error messages,
   2 pieces of junk mail,
     and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

From www.JokeMaster.com;
Thanks Daniel Chenault <danich@MICROSOFT.com>
   via Randall <randall.woodman@lunatic.com>
   via Jack Kolb <KOLB@ucla.edu>