REJECTED DR SEUSS BOOKS 1. One Bitch, Two bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch 2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert 3. Fox in Detox 4. Who Shat in the Hat? 5. Horton Hires a Ho 6. The Cat in the Blender 7. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS THAT NEVER MADE IT 1. You Are Different & That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's New Wife Robert 4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 5. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 6. All Cats Go To Hell 7. The Little Sissy Who Snatched 8. Some Kittens Can Fly 9. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption 10. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 11. Strangers Have The Best Candy 12. You Were An Accident 13. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 14. Pop! Goes the Hamster ... And! Other Microwave Games 15. The Man In The Pool Is Actually Satan 16. Your Nightmares Are Real 17. Places Where Mommy & Daddy Hide Neat Things 18. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 19. Why Can't Mr Fork and Mrs Electrical Outlet Be Friends? -- NOTE: I did not write this. I am publishing it on the web purely for the enjoyment of the human race. Apologies to anyone who performed or assisted in the creation of this document; I would have credited you if I knew who you were. -- Alastair Irvine,