A monacle and a set of jumper leads walk into a bar. The set of jumper leads takes a seat at a table while the monacle goes up to the bar. The monacle says to the barman, "G'day mate, 3 schooners of VB thanks." "Sorry mate", the barman says "but I can't serve you." "Why not?" the monacle says. "You're off your face, and your friends look like they're gunna start something." -- NOTE: I did not write this. I am publishing it on the web purely for the enjoyment of the human race. Apologies to anyone who performed or assisted in the creation of this document; I would have credited you if I knew who you were. -- Alastair Irvine,