THE TOP 20 LIST OF THE WORLD'S SHORTEST BOOKS

      20.  Gourmet English Cooking
      19.  Al Gore:  The Wild Years
      18.  Amelia Earharat's Guide to the Pacific Ocean
      17.  America's Most Popular Lawyers
      16.  Career Opportunities for History Majors
      15.  Detroit - A  Travel Guide
      14.  Different Ways to Spell "Bob"
      13.  Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches
      12.  Easy UNIX
      11.  Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance
      10.  Everything Men Know About Women
       9.  Everything Women Know About Men
       8.  French Hospitality
       7.  George Foreman's Big Book on Baby Names
       6.  How to Sustain a Musical Career, by Art Garfunkel
       5.  Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette
       4.  One Hundred and One Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA
       3.  Staple your Way to Success
       2.  The Amish Phone Book

      And the Number One World's Shortest Books:

       1.  The Engineer's Guide to Fashion


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