Things to do if you get bored in class   
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  1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.

  2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.

  3. Sing showtunes.

  4. Fake a seizure.

  5. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.

  6. Think of new pick-up lines.  See if they work.

  7. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.

  8. Churn some butter.

  9. Conceive a brand new language.

 10. Walls made of bricks?  Count 'em.

 11. Plot revenge against someone.

 12. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.

 13. Punch the person next to you in the mouth.

 14. See how long you can hold your breath.

 15. Take your pants off and give them to your prof.

 16. Chew on your arm until someone notices.

 17. Change seats every three minutes.

 18. Piss all over the room while yelling, "House on fire!"

 19. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.

 20. Shave.

 21. run across the room, tag someone and say, "You're it."

 22. Announce to the class that you are God, and that you're angry.

 23. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.

 24. Experiment with your sexuality.

 25. Start a wave.

 26. Walk around the room begging for spare change.

 27. Roast marshmellows.

 28. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.

 29. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.

 30. Take apart your desk.

 31. Tear pages out of your notebook.

 32. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.

 33. Play rock-scissors-paper with your self. Accuse your left hand of
     cheating.

 34. Do a quick tapdance routine.

 35. Play with matches.

 36. Try birdwatching.

 37. Scratch yourself alot.

 38. Pray to the devil, out loud.

 39. Walk up the aisles yelling, "Pocorn! Hot popcorn here!"

 40. Throw your bookbag at someone,

 41. Draw on your stomach.

 42. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry. I thought I saw the Bat-signal.

 43. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.

 44. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, NOW I get it."

 45. Make a sundial.

 46. Sell stolen goods.

 47. Bite people.

 48. Summarize the teachings of Socrates in 50 words or less.

 49. Give yourself a new identity.

 50. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Sweedish girl who can't swim.

 51. Dig an escape tunnel.

 52. Learn voodoo.

 53. Lick yourself clean.

 54. Lick someone else clean

 55. Announce your cantidacy for president.

 56. Learn to tie your shoes with one hand.

 57. See how many push-ups you can do.

 58. Try to steal your prof's wallet.

 59. Conspire.

 60. Write stupid lists.


    Every item on this list has been tested, and all have been proved to .
  make classes much more enjoyable.  Have fun.
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                                       The Joker