THE RULES ~~~~~~~~~ The female ALWAYS makes the rules the rules are subject to change at any given time without notification No male can possibly know all the rules If the FEMALE suspects the male knows ALL the rules, she must IMMEDIATELY change some or all of the rules THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong THE FEMALE MAY CHANGE HER MIND AT ANY TIME The male must NEVER change his mind without the express written consent of the female The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time The male must remain CALM at all times-unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset The MALE is expected to mind read at all times The male who doesn't abide by THE RULES can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a WIMP! ANY ATTEMPT TO DOCUMENT THE RULES COULD RESULT IN BODILY HARM If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void The female is ready when she is ready The MALE must be ready at all time. -- NOTE: I did not write this. I am publishing it on the web purely for the enjoyment of the human race. Apologies to anyone who performed or assisted in the creation of this document; I would have credited you if I knew who you were. -- Alastair Irvine,