TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS
                 WOULD WIN IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE
           An article from "Wizard: the Guide to Comics."


 10)  In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on
      "stun".

  9)  The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit
      and a crew of twenty just to go into warp-- the Millenium Falcon
      does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.

  8)  After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader,
      Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable-- after pithy

      Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.

  7)  Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his
      action.

  6)  Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he
      encounters.

  5)  One word: lightsabers.

  4)  The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named
      Slave I.

  3)  The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.

  2)  Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.

 And the Number One reason the Star Wars Characters Would Win in the
 Star Trek Universe...

  1)  Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-
      quarter impulse power.  Han Solo floors it.