TV and Movies
TV stuff
What's on
The Sofcom TV Guide
NineMSN's TV Guide site
TV shows that I watch
...Or would watch, if they were still on.
- Married with Children
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- Babylon 5
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This is my favourite Science Fiction TV show. I won't try to
describe it; I'll leave that up to the experts...
- Ren & Stimpy
- "You stupid eediot!"
- Dr Who
- The Goodies
- Daria
- Monty Python's Flying Circus
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- Robot Wars
- Pizza
Movie Stuff
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Australian Yahoo!'s Movie Screenings in
inner,
Northern/Western and
Southern/Eastern metropolitan Perth.
- The Luna Cinema
- Hoyts
- The Cannes Film Festival
Movies I saw a long time ago
Note: these lists were last updated some time before Fri Nov 16 22:01:22 WST 2001
At the cinema:
- The Fast and The Furious
- Shrek
- Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
- Seen at a movie marathon with the previous two. My best of
the bunch.
- Jurassic Park III
- Antitrust
- Unbreakable
- High Fidelity
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This movie is a ride. See it. Laugh. Be blown away. Laugh some more.
- Charle's Angels
- How did I get talked into this?
- Meet the Parents
- Best laugh in a while. Damn good.
- Groove
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Metalhead goes to see rave movie. End result: not catastrophic,
but would have been better under different circumstances.
- Chopper
- Do not see this movie unless you really want to be confronted.
- The Road to El Dorado
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Didn't hate it, but the Elton John soundtrack made me glad I
was not the one who paid for me to see it.
- Zulu
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Possibly the oldest film I have ever seen. It's best claim to
fame is probably its authenticity, which I can't even verify
as I don't know anything about the British Redcoats or the
Zulu warrior tribes.
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- The Last Starfighter
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Somehow, I had managed to not see all of this before. Kinda
glad I did, though. Gets a good deal better as it goes along.
- A Soldier's Sweetheart
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Amazing movie. Hadn't even heard of it before; definitely
one of my favourites.
- Multiplicity
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This movie made me more inclined to trust my own judgement
about which movies not see.
- Dinosaur
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Pretty good for a Walt Disney movie. I thought I would be too
cynical to enjoy this, but I did anyway.
- X-Men
- The Thirteenth Warrior
- Wow... a big-budget, Hollywood-style, old-fashioned fantasy tale. I liked it.
- Deuce Bigalow
- Completely unartistic, but very, very funny.
- Dogma
- The Cider House Rules
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I don't know why I saw this movie. I don't usually watch
crappy, over-emotional American period dramas, and now I know
why.
- Mystery Men
- Pretty ordinary. Some good bits though; who else now thinks bowling is sexy?
- Blade Runner (director's cut)
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Ridley Scott's masterpiece. Set in 2019, this movie is an
amazing protrayal of a future world just as it could be.
- A Clockwork Orange
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Well, my little droogie-woogies, what can we say about this
one? See this film right now; it will change your life. If
you've already seen it, I'm sure you know what I mean...
- The World is Not Enough
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I thought the previous Bond Film (Tomorrow Never Dies) was a
lot better
- Pi
- Cube
- The Matrix
- A must see
- Arlington Road
- Extreme Measures
- Star Trek: Insurrection
- Worth it for non-trekkies, but a bit mushy
- Armageddon
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If you want to see Bruce Willis acting irrational with a
shotgun, then this is the one for you. Long on special
effects (they're pretty good) and short on a decent plot, it's
yet another big budget US action flick.
On video/DVD:
- The Crow III
- Take three. (Nothing can top the first one.)
- The Thin Red Line
- Pointless.
- Varsity Blues
- The Godfather
- Pitch Black
- Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (again)
- Clerks (again)
- The Shootist
- Gladiator
- The man who gave us Aliens is back in form. See this.
- Fight Club
- The Game
- I liked it.
- Bad Taste
- Men in Black
- Beowulf
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Don't bother. Even Christopher Lambert and amazing scenery
& props can't save it.
- Mallrats
- Alien, Aliens, Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection
- Alien, Split Second, Salute of the Jugger
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Blade, The South Park Movie, Bachelor Party, Claire and the
Moon, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, There's
Something about Mary, Ninja Scrolls and another that I can't
remember.
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail (again)
- The Life of Brian (again)
- Sphere
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As is the problem with so many movies such as this, the creators
set out to make something that would break the mould, but
ended up with something that is just strange, boring and
pointless.
- Barbarella
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She has a fur-lined spaceship. That's all that needs to be
said about this movie, except for the obvious "if you haven't
seen it yet, DON'T".
- Star Wars episodes IV-VI (again)
Movies I wanna see
- Beavis and Butthead do America
- The Minus Man
- Flying High
- Space Truckers
- Chicken Park
- Morons From Outer Space
- Ice Pirates
- The Thirteenth Floor
- Road Trip
- Wayne's World I & II
- Guesthouse Paradiso
- Dude... Where's my car?
- Jackass
- Animal House
- Drop Dead Fred
Merchandising and spin-offs
- Entertainment Earth
Independant Filmmaking
- IF magazine
Misc.
- THX digital sound
Alastair Irvine
Last modified: Wed Sep 24 23:09:45 WST 2003