From: dbrohman@chat.carleton.ca (Dave Brohman)
Newsgroups: rec.games.frp.dnd
Subject: + MORE You May be a Munchkin If +
Date: 26 Jun 1996 06:18:36 GMT

1)
You are NOT a munchkin if you roll stat on 3d6.
You MAY be a munchkin if you roll stat on 4d6.
You ARE a munchkin if you roll stats on 6d4. 

2)
You are NOT a munchkin if you use a sabre
You MAY be a munchkin if you use two sabres.
You ARE a munchkin if you use a LIGHT SABRE.

3)
You are NOT a munchkin if you need a beltpouch to store your silver.
You MAY be a munchkin if you need a backpack to store your gold.
You ARE a munchkin if you need a Portable Hole to store your platinum.

4)
You are NOT a munchkin if you gaive gold coins to armourers and tell them
   to keep the change:
You MAY be a munchkin if you give gold coins to inkeepers and tell them to
   keep the change. 
You ARE a munchkin if you give gold coins to beggars and tell them to keep
   the change.

5)
You are NOT a munchkin if you tip a barmaid.
You MAY be a munchkin if you tip a priest.
You ARE a munchkin if you tip a God.

6)
You are NOT a munchkin if you keep a list of your kills.
You MAY be a munchkin if you keep a booklet of your kills.
You ARE a munchkin if you find it saves paper to just tick off your
   kills in the Monstrous Manual.

7)
You are NOT a munchkin if you need one volume to record all your spells.
You MAY be a munchkin if you need several volumes to record your spells.
You ARE a munchkin if you need a laptop Pentium to record all your spells.

8)
You are NOT a munchkin if you read a Gary Gygax novel.
You MAY be a munchkin if you read ALL Gary Gygax novels.
You ARE a munchkin if you WROTE a Gary Gygax novel. :)

Later.

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  Dave Brohman	     
  Carleton University		     		
  Ottawa, Ontario, Canada	   E-Mail : dbrohman@chat.carleton.ca

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