Greetings!
And thank-you for choosing to read the home pages of Simon the Null Smurf, the home of the gratuitous exclamation mark!
But none of this answers the fundamental question being asked by the philosophers of our age - Who is this Null Smurf guy, anyway? And even better, who actually cares?
Who is Simon the Null Smurf? Well, I'm not going to tell you. It's none of your business really. (Unless of course it is.) Besides which, if you're really resourceful, and have a brain, it's really easy to find out.
And now for the gratuitous ego rub that seems to be a compulsary part of a personnal web-page.
[Adopts trite, nasal tone of voice, similar in style to contestant introductions on game shows]
"Well Simon, Simon was a student at the loverly University of Western Australia, and has recently completed a degree in Electronic Engineering."
"In his spare time (which he suddenly has less of now that he's become employed as a Computer Support Officer in the School of Biological and Environmental Sciences at Murdoch University), Simon surfs the crystal wind, is a devoted science-fiction fan (and hates Star Trek with a passion), and is the Immediate Past President of the University Science Fiction Association as well as being heavily invloved in Doctor Who fandom through The West Lodge ."
[Back to normal]
Well, folks, there you have it! In a Nutshell! Anything else you want to know, you're going to have to ask someone else!
