Oh ye of UNIX doth though have a command,
If so : showest to me lest I be damned,
without a Mac, PC or VAX I hath no life,
so, be mine to cherish : be mine to code,
for without you I shalst never find my internet node.
I shall swoon for you in C,
I shall love you in Lisp,
But never without write protect, should thou infect my disk.
Let us compile and compress,
If thou should telnet : reply your IP address,
I will lovest thou with all my CPU,
and shall always download my opcodes to you.
As all things : this subroutine must end,
when it does : may your mail always send,
I may never login again or Email to you,
But in my background process I will spool my love to your CPU.